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Johnny and knives Headshot - Signed copy

$30.00

Hey, everybody! Look! Look! Johnny C’s showing off his extensive knife collection! LOOK! GODDAMMIT LOOK! You know what’ll happen if you don’t look? Oh you don’t wanna KNOW what’ll happen if you don’t look. The nerve of you. He invites you into his home and you don’t even have the courtesy to appreciate the tools of your own impending annihilation? That’s the world for you now, isn’t it? Oh, well. Anyhow, this print is a great way to commemorate the final moments leading up to your final moment. Neat!

Each 8.5" x 9.75" headshot is printed on glossy photo paper, and signed by someone whose hands you probably don't want touching your stuff.